HOUSE: I have been going out of my way to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months now, on the off chance one of them could be your mom. You couldn’t have mentioned she’s a shiksa?
CUDDY: She converted when she married my dad.
HOUSE: You see, now it’s too late. 
CUDDY: I’m blaming you for this. She’s the one who ambushed you to find out what you were like, because I “never tell her anyhting”.
HOUSE: I’d have to agree with her on that one. Anyway, I obviously can’t come to dinner now.
CUDDY: Obviously?
HOUSE: Well, she’s crazy and she hates me.
CUDDY: House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in hell, but I will feel better having you there. That’s what a relationship is. We average our misery.
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